Hey, hey, hey~

Let's not whine and woe about one little girl. You mortals have plenty of those out there.

Gotta say, what a wake-up call. Music to my ears, baby, let's have an encore. Hah. But hey, rules, regulations, jeez. Talk about uptight.

So. An announcement.


Citizens, mortals and immortals, Hades' Underworld has been reopened! So let's say you guys do bad, or step one the wrong guy's toe... things like that. Then you're mine. You get to spend an unspecified amount of time in the gloomy, dark, dingy, damp home of mine.

Lovely, ain't it?

Let's get ready to rumble~!


((ooc: Avatar of Imprisonment reporting for duty!))

Uh huh. So, if it wasn't enough to put in the middle of an ocean, it also had to--


...

Amazing. Simply amazing. Ugh. Mortals.


((ooc: Yup. Titanic. He's 'bout two hours before the big crash. XDa))

Okay, okay, so...

A few things changed over the the days I was wandering and--

I take my eyes off the ground for like a second and... whoosh? I'm gone. I was ENJOYING where I was, thank you--who did this?


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'Kay... calm... calm...

I'm cool. This can't be so bad.

Y--eah. Someone care to fill me in? Again?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Human inventions. So utterly useless.

Anyway, onto more important matters.

Where is this? What am I doing here? Is that the sun?

Things aren’t supposed to have happened this way. This is just--great.

Hey. Anybody willing to fill me in?